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Are you related to One eyed trouser snake?

Didn't know there was a jalapeño wine. I like Clark & Sheffield mix and just add a little A1 sauce.

Breakfast of champions

There's no replacement for displacement.

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Is there room in the sink?

Can I hang it off a Bass Raider?

Doc said I should get cataracts but instead I got Mercedes.....

You're making me blush!

I don't know why but I'm drawn to his videos. Just watched one where he destroyed a Raptor. My favorite one so far is the Challenger with the Amish buggy wheels.

A friend of my dad's who fought in Korea to this day gets his haircut on an Army base.

The only difference between a barbers license and a beauticians license is beauticians are not allowed to pick up a razor. It's got to be 25 years since I've been to a barber. Pretty much since I left Chicago proper. The girl who cut my hair prior to this one didn't speak English. I came into the shop and she said "Short" and I responded "Short". She cut my hair for the 5 years I lived there and we never spoke a word except for "Short". My current girl is a few years my senior. I've watched her children grow up. We shared stories about our families. She tried setting me up with one of her girlfriends. She teased me about losing my hair and my grey Mohawk that is slowly creeping in. A sad day

She opened her business the same year I moved into the neighborhood. She was the second haircut and every haircut after, I got when I moved here.

The girl who has been cutting my hair for 20 years closed up shop. I feel like Al when his barber died. Got to find a new girl.

And there was one on every house in the neighborhood.

Met my doppelganger when I was a teenager. I was in a class or a meeting or something and when I walked in people started talking to me like they knew me. About 10 minutes later this guy who could have been my twin walks in. 25 years ago when I was thin and had hair, I did well with the women. Being compared to Matt Dillon and Ethan Hawke. Now that I'm fat grey and balding....not so much.

And that was 10 years ago

Dad took his concealed carry classes this week. He's 81. I gave him my 38 special. He called me after the class and said "I didn't shoot anybody, I didn't shoot myself, and I passed the course."

Had I not been a Lund owner, I might have been impressed by the boat and not the camera. ?

Why did you opt for the soy sauce after already getting the virus? Your body should have produced its own antibodies.

Why didn't the camera move with the boat? Some kind of fancy mount?

Roof rack

Thought I heard he would owe 27 million if he left.

Stainless is not magnetic OP, get on your hands and knees and feel around like your a teenage boy trying to unhook your first bra.

Use it like you stole it. Lost my brother almost 20 years ago. Hasn't stopped me.

Where's the fuel tank on your boat? I don't know about their smaller boats but the larger Lunds run all the weight down the keel. Fuel, oil tank(2 strokes) and batteries run straight down the center of the rig.