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PARAPROSDOKIANS: (Winston Churchill loved them.) Here is the definition: "A figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation." "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian. 1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. 3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.. 7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. 9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. 11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks. 12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.' 13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. 14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. 15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. 16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory. 17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. 20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure. 21. You're never too old to learn something stupid. 22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. 23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. 24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 26. Where there's a will, there's relatives.

Try Kingston lake, also massebesic.

I found a couple on ebay, about $15 with shipping.

Congrats! Grab yourself a copy of Clarks NH fishing guide, it lists all bodies of water in NH and tells you whats in there as well as where the launch is. It will be well worth the $20.

z man.

Unless your kids are at least 5 or 6 years old it's a waste of money, not to mention the fact that you, as the dad, probably would love to be there. Taking your situation at face value, your wife is being unfair to you, and perhaps trying to fill the void you left by spending money. Just my 2 cents, maybe right, probably wrong.

I'm old school, you don't root for the enemy, you root against them. It was the Lakers in the 80's, and now it's the heat. I remember the garden chanting beat L A to the sixers after they beat the celts in the early 80s. Just for the record, I hate the yankees, steelers, and montreal.

I wouldn't root for Miami in an intrasquad game.

Get checked out, and try to get some sleep, it might be tough tonight.

The Celts have experience, a solid coach and heart. Oh, and an actual team that runs plays instead of 2 solo performers. Boston has the heart, Heat do not. See you in OKC.

Good luck. the ones with the wingnut are much easier. just don't forget to use it.

Email them your model and part numbers and they will help you out.

The listing for the part I sent you said that if you had any questions to email them, they are knowledgeable when it comes to those parts.

Sears might have it, or order it. I found a crapload on Ebay with a quick search. Heres one, you can email the seller and ask him any questions. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Air-Compressor-Drain-Valve-1-4-Tank-Drain-ROLAIR-132-/260996146657?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3cc49525e1#ht_1001wt_907

It is a plant but perhaps there is a brand name also. The plant is where the astringent actually comes from. There was an old mill in my hometown that produced it years ago.

I think you should switch 8 ball with mainlining heroin.

The way its supposed to be done is shave with warm water, opens the pores, and rinse afterwards with cold water, closes the pores.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_Bar

skybar

I love mermaids, Darryl Hannah was hot in that flick.

So, besides the cleavage, what do we do here?

Nice pig buddy!

I see how you are Shane, save that stuff for when we're out!

I have used them, i have a couple bags, but no luck on them. They do look good as a trailer tho.

Dude, now you need to explain to her what ternative is, then your good to go!