Everything posted by Redlinerobert
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What's Worse Than Watching Paint Dry?
I was flipping through the channels last night and noticed a guy with a cobra on the side of his head chuckin darts. Although that's pretty bad, going to the doctor and getting a physical just plain sucks. Especially when the you see the doc put on the latex glove.....
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I Wanna' Drive This Thing :-)
If I'm not mistaken, that guy has a rather dubious reputation on car boards. He's been kicked off several of them.....
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Scary Moment
Scary indeed. Glad he is ok. He's a rockstar for wanting to continue to fish.
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Any Pelican Bass Raider Owners Out There?
holy schmoly that's cheap!
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Any Pelican Bass Raider Owners Out There?
I may become a Pelican owner myself. The new place I'm getting has a small pond where one of these bad boys would be ideal. Where can I get the best price?
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Does Your Wife/other Groom You?
When I get my haircut I make sure the barber trims my eyebrows for this reason.
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Movies For 2012
I understand Hunger Games is the next Harry Potter/Vampire craze. Yes? I have no interest in seeing it. I am however counting the days for the Hobbit movie to come out!
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Got The New Ride !
Klasse is the bomb. Nice ride! Nothing like a black vehicle.
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I Got Banned From A Clothing Store!
Classic!
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I Got Banned From A Clothing Store!
Think I'll put this one right here too. just in case.
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I Got Banned From A Clothing Store!
It's not a deduction deakn. It's fact. I'm of Mexican descent, however most of my friends tell me I'm the only Mexican redneck they know. I take it as a compliment.
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I Got Banned From A Clothing Store!
Like Glenn posted earlier, these are all jokes people. Stop getting your panties in a bunch. It's good to be able to laugh at yourself. ....But sometimes it's much better to be able to laugh at others.
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I Got Banned From A Clothing Store!
It's time for some Mexican jokes! How many officers does it take to arrest a Mexican Guy? It takes 4. 1 to arrest him and 3 to carry his oranges What do you call a Mexican baptism? A bean dip. Why do Mexicans eat Tomales for Christmas? So they have something to unwrap. Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time? Why doesnt Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!! How can you tell when Mexicans move in the neighborhood? When Blacks get car insurance. Why did God give Mexicans noses? So theyll have something to pick in the winter. Why wasnt Jesus born in Mexico? They couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin! What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez. Do you know why you should never run over a mexican on a bicycle? Might be your bicycle! Why do mexicans drive low-riders? So they can drive and pick lettuce at the same time!
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I Got Banned From A Clothing Store!
I'm going to put this right here.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
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I Got Banned From A Clothing Store!
LOL.
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Raiders Fans Lament
I was hoping to see him here in SF as well. Dissapointed it didn't work out actually. Oh well. Let's see just how healthy he is against Justin, Ray, and the rest of the boys.
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R.i.p. Ronnie Montrose
Great guy. I was fortunate enough to meet him last year at a small concert he played locally. An avid hunter, he was a good friend of a friend. RIP pal.
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What Do You Hold Onto That You Know Is Obsolete?
There is something about books that I will never give up. The smell of a leather bound book is just..awesome.
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You Like Olive Garden?
Olive Garden is the McDonalds of Italian food. I'ts kind of like calling Taco Bell Mexican food.
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Bald Eagles Making A Comeback...
I see them at Lake X every once in a while. Majestic to say the least!
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Where Is The Last Place You Expected To See What It Is You Saw?
Oh geez. I could go on for hours about this one. I Don't see the issue with KMart for the reason stated above, I would think most people there use cash. So thats actually a pretty smart robber if you ask me.
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How Long Have Largemouth Bass Existed?
A bazillion years. Maybe more.
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What's The Most Unlikely Thing That You've Ever Been Hit With?
I've been hit with a lawsuit before. Does that count?
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Mom Does Not Support Career Choice
Kudos to you. At 17 i had no idea what I wanted to do. Go with your gut. Your folks, God bless um, think they know what's best for you. All parents do. But only you can make that decision. Good luck to you!
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Prayers Guys ?
Prayers sent pal. Stay strong for her.