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Now that's a new one to me.

I just blew snot all over my keyboard while visualizing your friend.

Out of respect for Muddy, I haven't talked about food in a while because of his diet. Well, sorry Muddy but I can't hold out any longer. What are some of your favorite leftovers? Here my all time fav's. Cold pizza (I'm on my 2nd slice ) Cold meatloaf sandwich Cold fried chicken, (with or without honey). Spaghetti. Always taste better a day or two later for some reason.

X2 I fish that color and that color only year round here in S. Florida.

What a TOOL that guy is. He needs to grow a set and tell the wife to take a hike. If you're gonna cheat then you had better be prepared to call it quits with your spouse. But for Pete's sake, don't go humiliating yourself in public, or anywhere.

Wasn't he Bubba from Forrest Gump? The guy shooting skeet with bow and arrow was extremely impressive.

What does ur Johnson got to do with rock bands?

Ever have a day where everything you touch turns to poo? Yep, the day I married my first wife.

X2 on that

Happy Birthday! You're almost to the age when you can stare at a fine piece of ______ and not get slapped, just called a dirty old man.

Hello bob! Welcome to the site.

Welcome home. Glad to have you on the Shimano posse team.. Don't listen to the non-Shimano haters, they're just grumpy, hateful old men.

X2

That movie had the hottest female vampires in all of vampire nation.

Yes, Burley. #60 does in fact tick us "me" off. And to make it worse, it's usually on the interstate and they're driving in the left lane refusing to scoot over which causes a major traffic back up. But what ticks me off even more is when I find a patrol car barely doing the speed limit (or a mile under) on the interstate and no one will pass him. That burns my ars more than anything.

Thank you Ghoti, I will look it up. Sir Snook, I'm feeling a little better. Thanks for asking and I'll see you on the water in 11 more days.

What will happen after you spend the money you make? Exactly.... Stay home.

Favorite fast food is whatever is D.O.S.O.R (Dead On Side Of Road) You may have to wait in line behind the buzzards if the kill has been there a while. Otherwise, the line isn't too bad.

I approach them differently. When I'm in a tournament I target the part of the waterway that I feel is holding fish, not necessarily the biggest fish, but fish. Depending on the body of water I'm fishing in my area, I generally know what weight I'm going to need to finish in the top 3 or 4. I fish most of my tournaments at a rather fast pace. I might target a specific location and use 1 or 2 baits but If I don't produce in 10-15 or maybe 20 minutes then I'm moving. This sometimes does more harm then good though, usually when the bite is slow. I might catch 15-20 pounds of fish in a 4 or 8 hour tourny but chances are those fish came from different areas of the lake. I don't generally go out to "target" trophy bass but I always prepare myself (mindset) and treat each cast, hook set as if the bite on the end of my line is a trophy fish. I will focus on a particular spot that I feel is holding a trophy. I will spend a long time targeting that specific area but perhaps the trophy just isn't home or in the mood to eat. I can't afford to use that time dedicated to just 1 or 2 fish in a tournament, unless I get lucky and catch 2 fish at 10 pounds each. Now, some guys I fish with in the short tournaments (4-5 hours) will target the "trophy," hoping to win the big fish pot. I don't believe they're confident in winning the tournament but instead, winning the "big fish" pool. These few guys will use 12-13 inch worms or big plugs and sometimes bring in only one fish to the scales, which could be 7-10 pounds.

The bulls come in and spawn at night in the river so it's a good thing you keep urs out of the water.

Not bad, not bad. You got a little chuckle out of me

Yea, it sucks. Rhino, I've been told that the episodes usually reoccur every 2-4 years, and get worse with each one. Some people get it every month or sooner and have to make life adjustments. So far, mine have occurred as I'm in the process of lying down. I get a warm sensation throughout the body, the room starts to spin, I begin to sweat profusely, heart rate drops dramatically and I think I'm dying. I only passed out once though. The spell last about 10-15 seconds and I feel like hell when it's over. Zero energy. The aftermath lasts a long time. So far, it hasn't happened while driving. I usually have about 3-5 second warning before all heck breaks loose. Lol, I sent the doctor who figured out what I had a thank you card and flowers, telling her I was indebted to her for life. I keep her office phone number on speed dial.

A 40 inch Snook is very nice. You better catch all you can before Sept. 1st. The season opens then and we all know what happens when the season opens, Snook develop major Lock Jaw.

I know what causes it and it's not an inner ear infection. I was just curious if anyone else suffers from this condition. In laymen terms- there is a small sack located in your inner ear that contains crystals. The crystals will sometimes escape out of the sack and throw you into a MAJOR VERTIGO TRIP. It's like riding the Tea Cups at the fair while blind folded and stoned but worse. Anyway, the only non-evasive fix is a simple head tilt maneuver by the ear doctor but it's not permanent. The permanent fix requires surgery which means drilling a whole through the base of your skull to access the sack.

I don't have a general practice doctor. The only doctor I have is a cardiologist which I see about 2x a year. I recently started using the MedXpress clinics because hospital ER's are so overly abused and EXPENSIVE. MedExpress is basically wait free, and the doctors seem to be pretty good.(Only been 2x) People go to the ER for so many stupid reasons. My son sprained his ankle skateboarding and guess what? His mom wants to go to the ER. No fricking way. It was 11pm so he can ice it and wait until morning to see his regular doctor.. That's all the ER woulda done and charged you $1000 for the visit. $500 for X-rays and another $700 for the Doc to read the X-rays, $250 for the Ace bandage. Can you say Scam.