Would this work for ya'?

Hootie

Nothing about that looks comfortable. 

8 minutes ago, Bluebasser86 said:

Nothing about that looks comfortable. 

Looks like it could even result in some broken fingers.

Hootie

 You could use it like a pair of brass knuckles , the next time someone cuts you off right before you reach that laydown . 

2 minutes ago, scaleface said:

 You could use it like a pair of brass knuckles , the next time someone cuts you off right before you reach that laydown . 

That's hilarious. Maybe that was the original intent....lol.

Hootie

"100 guaranteed"

Lol

I want to know how do you get bruises using a baitcaster? 

1 hour ago, FrankN209 said:

I want to know how do you get bruises using a baitcaster? 

Well, the old baitcasters were known as "Knuckle Busters" because the handles would not disengage when casting.  So I am guessing that if you gripped them like our current reels when casting, the handle would bounce off & bruise ones hands & knuckles.  That said, the reel in the advertisement looks relatively new, so it is as if they are marketing a product to fill a need that no longer exists.  

The grip in the ad would force you to completely rotate your hand under the reel, saving the knuckles, but probably breaking your wrist on a hard cast...  

It's made of space age polymer.........so......It's gotta be good.

The red neck reel seat. Added sensitivity when you bust somebody across the chops.  The perfect gift for those fisherman who frequently experience boat rage and it acts a a back up window opener when you lock your keys in the truck.  

Hmmmm, is it meant to beat the living shnitz out of a bass ?

Good for throat punching angry fish? Would other angler's crowd you after seeing you using this?

If you order now, you get not one but 2 Bass Knuckles. Operators are standing by. I can't stand it, where is my card !!!!!!!