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I had the strangest dream last night and I’m hoping there might be a psychologist on here that can tell me what it means.

 

I dreamed we bought a new house and the previous owners left a boat.  I was surprised they left it because it was practically new but it was not a fishing boat so I didn’t want it.   My wife and I were looking at it.  I opened one of the storage compartments and a monkey jumped out.  My wife screamed.  I told her it was okay and tried to calm her.   Still startled she ask “What is that?”.  I explained “It’s a bait monkey”.  
 

A bait monkey on a ski boat? Dreams can be so crazy.  Any help interpreting this dream would be appreciated.

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  • Super User

And it's only October . . .

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A-Jay

I dreamt of a marshmallow and woke up eating my pillow. 

  • Super User
1 hour ago, slonezp said:

 

You're been saving that one.

:smiley:

A-Jay

It's probably the wake boat monkey. You ever see or hear the gigantic stereos they have in those things? Yep, someone's gotta be telling these guys "Yeah everyone on the lake will think you're really cool! Buy it!".

 

You can tell the difference because the wake boat monkey wears stupid little shoes, whines a lot and is usually drunk.

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Couldn't tell you the last time I had a dream while I was sleeping. I'm dead to the world when I'm out. 

17 hours ago, Bluebasser86 said:

Couldn't tell you the last time I had a dream while I was sleeping. I'm dead to the world when I'm out. 

Same here.  My wife always recounts her dreams to me and I have literally nothing to share in return.

I'm normally not much of a dreamer these days but back about 10 years ago when I gave up the cig's and went on the nicotine patch (21mg version I believe). Some of the dreams were really vivid and wild.

FM

I have given your dream serious consideration. I feel that your fishing conscious (all fishermen have one of these) is telling you something. I think you have been spending money on things that aren’t that important and you could have been using that money on lures. So stop wasting your money on family members, food and other stuff and get to a tackle store asap. 

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I think @Smells like fish is wrong. That monkey is telling you that you want a pleasure boat for cruising and you want to give up fishing. You need to send all of  your rods, reels, lures, and other fishing equipment to me for proper disposal. :lol-045:

  • Super User

Come back when there's turtles in your dreams.  On second, never mind, lol.

  • Super User

And some times a cigar is just a cigar. 

 

On 10/3/2021 at 10:58 PM, schplurg said:

It's probably the wake boat monkey. You ever see or hear the gigantic stereos they have in those things? Yep, someone's gotta be telling these guys "Yeah everyone on the lake will think you're really cool! Buy it!".

 

You can tell the difference because the wake boat monkey wears stupid little shoes, whines a lot and is usually drunk.

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Could it mean that your wife is about to discover what the bait monkey is and your fishing life is about to change? She's on to you!

 

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