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Muddy

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  1. Like fleas in a shag rug! ;D
  2. Getiing them replaced is a very painful surgical procedure
  3. Will not notice the difference as he smells like it now>>>>NO WAIT thats his Pampers, must need changing again. I told you to stop feeding him those strained peas
  4. 5. Wave at the Americans as they once again save your sorry butts! 6. go back to hating Americans
  5. Wacky Rigged *** Stik on the Lilly Pads; Weightless t rigged *** Ripper Worm or Mann's Jelly Worm
  6. Try this; Pick something out that you can give to a less fortunate person for your birthday. 8-)
  7. Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The man replied, 'These are Carols!'
  8. I don't know, Elaine seems to like it, and that is all that matters. Why are you so obsessed to how attractive men look in the first place?
  9. Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a West Virgina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
  10. That's because they can't see very good these days and are a bit wobbly, they are looking for a pole or something to hold onto At 6'8" 125 lb, you would fit that description ;D
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  13. Y'all gotta have something to hunt with first You know Catt makes a good point here. You should never go after big game with a small concealed weapon
  14. Happy birthday Mike and Blaine !!!!! You maybe a case of Brothers from different mothers ;D
  15. Oh Ice see!!!!!!!!!! ;D
  16. I don't know, I am going to check Rosie O Donell's home page, I will be right back They should be about the size of .ghoti.'s head
  17. My thing is drums, not guitar, but I can safley say that speed is not everything. Sometimes it is much more difficult to play slower than fast, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C42k5csCUWU JOE PASS! 8-)
  18. Muddy replied to bilgerat's topic in Everything Else
    BAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
  19. Muddy replied to Muddy's topic in Fishing Tackle
    Both 3/0 EWG, the loose hook is a bit wider, but seems to be the same mil rating as the jig hook
  20. When I was younger I had to drive at least 65 miles one way to go to Greenwood or a bit closer for Harriman to get any real kind of fresh water action. Where I live now, I have found a lot of spots, just by driving around. Man you are 21, go out enjoy the adventure. It is better than getting it handed to you
  21. Hey Jim, welcome back. Will keep you in my prayers and look forward for your return, even if you catch the wrong color fish ;D
  22. Muddy replied to bilgerat's topic in Everything Else
    Stuff like this happens to me all the time ;D

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