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You do realize you would get more sleep if you just woke up at the time you needed to get up instead of setting your alarm for 2 hours early and then wake up every 5 - 10 minutes to hit the snooze button. I have thought that same thing, and my wife has reminded me, but the snooze button still gets a workout.

Remember, this is a 16 year old kid we are speaking about.

I would just be afraid that it would keep people from posting their opinions and ideas, thats really the core of this site.

http://www.in-fisherman.com/content/lunkers-love-nightcrawlers one of our own, I saw the pic and knew instantly.

shouldn't there be a comma in there somewhere? ;D

You went muddin today? It snowed where I live today! :-/

I like the LC's as well, but have been hearing about the Jackall smash minnow and the squad minnow. Anyone used either of these and are they worth the $?

Pit Bulls and Kitchen Knives,ban em both! ;D

I know, kidding with you, but when you live in red sox country, being called a yank is sickening.

Please don't call us Yanks, that's an insult.

I have always questioned color in regards to topwaters as well, I guess the fish only sees the bottom, maybe a bit of the sides, so what does the color really matter?

I just looked on ebay and found a bunch, between $15 and $29, is there a difference?The pop max that is.

That's awesome, nice to actually know someone who received one of these, you never hear about the recipients after the contest is over.

Dude, where do you live, heaven? Seriously, awesome shots!

I hear they use testicles for bait down there. Bait to catch what?

That's every Wal Mart..

;D

If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.

Next thing you know the govt will be eavesdropping on it's own citizens and detaining people and not having to say why or even have a trial.

Dude, love the friggin yip yips!

I've read most of these before in one form or another, but some of these are classic.

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in >> the >> New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, >> boy, are these funny!) >> >> 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has >> started to dig. >> >> 2. I would not allow this student to breed. >> >> 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. >> >> 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. >> >> 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to >> achieve them. >> >> 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold >> it all together. >> >> 7. This child has been working with glue too much. >> >> 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. >> >> 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't >> coming.. >> >> 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a >> week. >> >> 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out >> 1,000,000 others. >> >> 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. >> >> These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were >> taken off actual police car videos around the country: >> >> 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just >> went through." >> >> 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch >> after you wear them a while." >> >> 3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate >> a worthless document." >> >> 4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." >> >> 5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the >> speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." >> >> 6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can >> write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" >> >> 7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it >> will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" >> >> 8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that >> again or I'll give you another ticket." >> >> 9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk >> or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" >> >> 10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go >> to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey >> poop." >> >> 11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster >> oven." >> >> 12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." (National Crime >> Information Center) >> >> 13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?" >> >> 14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're >> allowed to write as many tickets as we can." >> >> 15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of >> yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." >> >> AND THE WINNER IS.... >> >> 16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we >> don't.. Sign here." >> >

I like in the comments how the first guy refers to a "Rudolph Hitler".

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ are these the ninja's you are friends with that are taking these covert pictures?

Jimi Hendrix axis:bold as love