Long Mike

There is a private game/fish preserve near Huntsville, MO. The cabin rental is very inexpensive, but it costs $100 a day to fish. The $100 includes a boat and trolling motor. www.trophycountry.com

Idaho***er, I have a cane pole and some bobbers you can use.

fourbizz nailed it. Go to the Snopes site for the REAL information.

For those who are undecided, I became a new member on this board just a few months before the 2nd Annual trip (Lake Fork.) I asked the same questions as some of you. e.g. Is this trip only for the "regulars" or can anyone attend? The response was "COME JOIN US!" It was not without more than a little trepidation that I decided to make the trip. Here I was, a newbie to bass fishing and a newbie to the board, heading off on a fishing trip with a bunch of guys and gals that I had never met. I HAD A GREAT TIME! I had so much fun and met so many great people that I resolved to never again miss another BR road trip if I could possibly help it. Last year I attended the Guntersville outing. Same results. I had a great time and met even more great people! Have you noticed that I haven't said a word about the fishing? That was fun also. If you can possibly make the KY trip, by all means do so. I promise, you will not be disappointed ... and you might even catch some bass.

Perhaps Tebow and Bradford want to earn a college degree. Not an unusual aspiration for someone attending college.

Congratulations Carl! Make sure you keep stealing your fiance's glasses so that she doesn't get a good look at you until after the wedding. ;D

You don't really need marine grade. Just buy the standard plywood and seal it well with multiple coats of Thompson's Water Seal or something similar.

Yup! You nailed it.

How many of you remember the tiger tail hanging out of the gas tank fill tube?

X3

I remembered so many that I'm beginning to think that I invented dirt.

Next time use Goof Off to soften the adhesive.

Wayne, keep an eye on Burley. He's an electricity thief. Hides it in a duffel bag with his dirty socks and underwear. He actually believes that no one can smell stinky electricity. Oh, I just remembered that I need to take my meds.

Think about it. A parent who would be so callous as to name their children after famous Nazis must have a lifestyle that would not be conducive to the healthy upbringing of a child. The publicity of the birthday cake probably turned the attention of the DHHS to the Campbells, and it's obvious the authorities didn't like what they found.

BASS fisherman, there is no need to save the message. If you are like me you will probably receive at least one of these a month. It just so happens that today I won one million in a Microsoft lottery held in ... you guessed it ... Africa. I could hardly contain my excitement as I hit the 'delete' button.

Gentlemen, I know the name of a very good shrink. He is so good that he was even able to help Muddy stop being a cross-dresser. I think you fellas need to PM me so that I can give you his name. If you find American Idol entertaining, it is obvious that you need some serious help.

I've said it before and I'll say it again ... and again. There is no cure for STOOPID.

Brent, are you saying that you have to PAY property taxes? I would think that the state of Texas would pay YOU, just for choosing to live there. ;D ;D ;D

My boat is a Sea Eagle 9. www.seaeagle.com. It has five separate flotation chambers. When the boat is inflated, it is almost impossible to accidentally puncture it with a hook. It just slides off the sides.

My McAfee has been doing the same thing with the desktop. Also, the Avast on my laptop has been internally hemorrhaging as well.

Those are tights. No, I wear tights. Burley, why do you insist on saying you wear tights when everyone else says it's a tutu? ;D ;D ;D

Er, Frogtog, I'm not a Moderator. This thread is for insulting roasting the Moderators. Incidentally, anyone who knows me can attest that my normal vocabulary will put a salty old sailor to shame.

I'm in, but I'm up to my arse in work through at least the first half of Feb. From March 6-9 I'm fishing Caney Lake in Louisiana with my Cajun cronies. The first part of April is out, due to the BR road trip. My Cajun cronies and I are kicking around a trip to the Bend the last week of April (yes, I know the spawn will be pretty much over) but nothing has been firmed up yet.

Here's mine.

Here's mine. I have a center console complete with GPS and depth finder. The console is made out of an old milk crate.