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The Terminator spinnerbait should be re-named the Crickenator , because she is clearly a machine.

You’re welcome.

Hey fatfist. Welcome to the circus.

Drop shot .

Hidey ho neighbor !

Hey man , rubbin is racin. Everbody got their own fishin stahl.

My every day carry is a Leatherman Super Tool 300. In my watch pocket there’s usually a folding trapper. Feel naked without them, flashlight too.

The Trilene knot is a good one. My Dad has arthritic mechanic hands and he said it’s the most comfortable for him to tie. Good strong knot to start a kid on.

I cain’t cinch an improved clinch to save my life.

Chris Stapleton does a better Tennessee Whiskey than David Allen Coe.

Do it Bazoo. Double dog dare.

Willkommen Wally.

I think my kids read your book about pumpkin town.

I saw a group of kids forget the plug and sink their Dad’s boat last weekend.

Watermelon red is almost as good as purple. Almost.

When I catch the lake record I’m going to make it official.

When at anchor the stern light has to stay on, that way the bugs and game wardens know where you are.

Hola Muchacho !

You too.

My two baits of choice for vertical jigging are a spoon or a gulp minnow on a ball head jig.

That’s cruel.

Spoons Jigs Purple worms Not in that order.

Congratulations Mike! What are you going to do with your pay raise?

That’s it! Interesting back story as well.

What’s that movie where he was a professor smoking pot with his students then starting porking that kid’s girlfriend cause the kid wasn’t mature enough?