Between tonight and next Thursday the forecast is calling for snow, accumulation

of up to 4". "Everyone is going to die!" So, the grocery store shelves are almost bare...

This is the Southern Survival Shopping List for the five day siege:

 

5 loaves of bread

5 gallons of milk on top of the two we picked up yesterday

10 pounds of hamburger

2 full racks of ribs.

Big bag of potatoes

Two pounds of beans

Already got the beer and whiskey covered

 

Man, I'm glad it's just the two of us.

 

you forgot the tamales

I think your weatherman is also the sales director for Kroger 

1 hour ago, TnRiver46 said:

I think your weatherman is also the sales director for Kroger 

The things people will do, just to get the "Employee of the Month" parking spot...Boy!!!...For the love of Pete, that grinds my gears!

I’m in the Houston area. You’d think this was the forecast!

 

 

Does milk and bread just go good with cold weather or what? 

10 minutes ago, jbsoonerfan said:

Does milk and bread just go good with cold weather or what? 

You’re forgetting that milk, bread and TP is the blizzard trifecta! 

22 minutes ago, jbsoonerfan said:

Does milk and bread just go good with cold weather or what? 

The people that might actually get snowed in buy soup 

And soap

Actually, beer, cigs and TP will get me through a blizzard lol. 

   My wife keeps the pantry so well stocked that we don't need to worry about shortages during blizzards. What we have to worry about is power outages!  Thank goodness those don't seem to happen when it's really cold, but rather when it's warm enough to have freezing rain.

  

             jj

1 hour ago, BrianMDTX said:

You’re forgetting that milk, bread and TP is the blizzard trifecta! 

Between the Corona Virus and snow storms we have more toilet paper in the one closet than a janitorial service would have in their warehouse. 

14 minutes ago, Spankey said:

Between the Corona Virus and snow storms we have more toilet paper in the one closet than a janitorial service would have in their warehouse. 

Hopefully not the kind where you can see slivers of wood in it lol! No woodsy single-ply for this guy! 

1 hour ago, BrianMDTX said:

Hopefully not the kind where you can see slivers of wood in it lol! No woodsy single-ply for this guy! 

Red wrapper Charmin not the blue wrapper. Why? I have no idea.  

If this weather keeps up Mexico is going to build a wall to keep you southern boys from running from a little snow. 
 

Us norfers will have everything all to ourselves. ?

 

To quote Bing Crosby

”Let it snow, let’s it snow, let it snow”

7 hours ago, roadwarrior said:

Already got the beer and whiskey covered

 

That's what would be on my list. Let the wife unit handle the rest.

I mean...that grocery list sounds like a decent party... I'll never forget three weeks in Memphis without power in the ice storm of 94.

24 degrees and 35mph winds right now, gusting to 50. Expecting a foot of snow overnight.  Generator all set. Rum & coke at the ready.

 

Let's do this!

2 hours ago, 12poundbass said:

To quote Bing Crosby

”Let it snow, let’s it snow, let it snow”

I thought that was 

“Snow
It won't be long before we'll all be there with snow
Snow
I want to wash my hands, my face and hair with snow

Snow
I long to clear a path and lift a spade of snow
Snow
Oh, to see a great big man entirely made of snow”

 

Bing. Shaddap!!!!

1 hour ago, VolFan said:

I mean...that grocery list sounds like a decent party... I'll never forget three weeks in Memphis without power in the ice storm of 94.

Everyone talks 'bout The Big One!

Hittin the Ozarks Sunday Monday. Then another round Wensday and Thursday . Wind chill 24 below. Next Saturday 48. Gotta love Missouri 

15 hours ago, 12poundbass said:

If this weather keeps up Mexico is going to build a wall to keep you southern boys from running from a little snow. 
 

Us norfers will have everything all to ourselves. ?

 

Look at it this way, Thursday, I'm going to be driving 140 mi to fish the 3 best afternoon tides of the month, light S wind 

You're welcome to it.  

btw, after socking down for a week, the fish are going to be hungry

 

we're also hitting 3-degrees here for one low, and 18 for a high on that day (Monday)- have never before seen those conditions here in S. Texas.  

Y'all can laugh all y'all want, 2 days ago it was 72° & big momma was running around wanting to spew eggs everywhere.

 

Guess what in a week she'll be back, I'll be chasing her, & y'all still be frozen in!

 

 

43 minutes ago, Catt said:

Y'all can laugh all y'all want, 2 days ago it was 72° & big momma was running around wanting to spew eggs everywhere.

 

Guess what in a week she'll be back, I'll be chasing her, & y'all still be frozen in!

I just took you as too old to be fertilizing eggs, guess not.  

26 minutes ago, jbsoonerfan said:

I just took you as too old to be fertilizing eggs, guess not.  

 

Don't know this Coonass to well ?