just wrote the most words spelled correctly in a row in his life.

Can’t find the CAP key on his keyboard?

Is too old and grumpy to realize it is the shift key.

Cuts the hooks off all his baits because "fish have feelings too".  

Wouldn’t know a Coelacanth if he caught one!

 

Has woody in his name becasue he eats little blue pills like tic tacs

Speaking of names, flyfisher could mean something a whole lot different on a non-fishing site!

just posted something that went way over my head. 

Dunks his reels 

Born jan.15th, 1991

Is having an identity crisis regarding his current location

He’s really sad the Cowboys lost!

He's the Cowboys kicker.  

Middle initial B, last name Pecker

Finally retired from the shoe store

Got beat up by

 

Not a fan of the Dallas Cowboys ?

Never witnessed a Lion's home playoff victory. (i was there)

Was finally proud of the Lions

1 hour ago, Motoboss said:

Was finally proud of the Lions

 But will be crushed again next season!

One arm is considerably shorter than the other.

A-Jay

Hops around half naked in his basement pretending to workout 

Oh wait . . . .

A-Jay

Has a stand-in for all the vids he shoots as he's actually a 300lb, hairy guy who catches nothing but dinks.

Sleeps in a Dutch Oven . . .