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My birthday is December 22. A few days ago, I asked my 14 year old daughter what she's getting me for my birthday. She replied "Nothing. The end of the world is on the 21st." Just my luck.

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  • A guy I work with has bought in to this crap, he has stockpiled food, water, gas, etc...So I asked him " How many rounds of ammo have you got?" His response ..." None, I don't have a gun." My response

  • Redlinerobert
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    Tomorrow's weather may be a little warm. Sun tan lotion, check!

  • Bluebasser86
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    That sounds like more fun than what I'll be doing. I'll be at work when the end of the world happens, again . I believe it will happen this time though. I was doing some research online about all the

  • Super User

I'm ordering pizza that night. Since it's the end of the world I'll crack open a bottle of 100 Acre as well.

  • Super User

For Cornhusker Fans that was Saturday!

My theory, if it ends it ends, if it doesnt I'll wake up the next day and do something like deer hunt.

  • Super User

I'm ordering pizza that night. Since it's the end of the world I'll crack open a bottle of 100 Acre as well.

MMMMM, good wine!

Jeff

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Yes, the world is about to end and I planned accordingly. I dug a big hole and filled it with Twinkies. It's a foolproof plan because those puppies last forever. Plus, now that Twinkies are as rare as gold, I can eat them and use them for barter too, trading them for only other things that will survive the coming apocalypse, like Ding-Dongs and cockroaches. Why cockroaches? Protein and some textural crunch!

I'm going to go to bed on the 21st and wake up on the 22nd

  • Super User

A guy I work with has bought in to this crap, he has stockpiled food, water, gas, etc...So I asked him " How many rounds of ammo have you got?" His response ..." None, I don't have a gun." My response back...." guess who I am shooting first if it does happen, thanks for stocking up on that stuff for me." He went out and bought a s shotgun the next day. LOL

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A guy I work with has bought in to this crap, he has stockpiled food, water, gas, etc...So I asked him " How many rounds of ammo have you got?" His response ..." None, I don't have a gun." My response back...." guess who I am shooting first if it does happen, thanks for stocking up on that stuff for me." He went out and bought a s shotgun the next day. LOL

That's funny right there!

I think 12/21 may mark a global shift in consciousness. The end of a dark era, the beginning of an enlightened, spiritual era. Not sure exactly how that's gonna happen, but I look forward to finding out.

I'm waiting for the End Of World tackle sales from all the online retailers. Gotta be some once in a lifetime deals!!

  • Super User

I'm waiting for the End Of World tackle sales from all the online retailers. Gotta be some once in a lifetime deals!!

Maybe they will have a sale on all of the ammo they overstocked on!

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I am a bad, bad, bad boy :devil-0046: . I tried monopolizing on a "end of the world" believer yesterday. I met a beautiful, smokin' hot :woman: who believes the world is going to end in a couple of days. Ok, maybe she's a tad bit of a nut case :crazy1: , but that was easily overlooked because she's so fine, haha.

Anyway, I wined and dined her at a very nice restaurant :romantic-dinner-049: , dedicated all of my attention to her and put on my best "it's all about YOU" look. I told her what a tragedy it's going to be when we cease to exist. I told her we should embrace the short time we have left on earth to be in eachother's arms living out Journey's song Lovin', Touchn', Squeezn' :eyebrows::fireworks-074: .

I'm pretty sure I crashed and :flame-010: because she hasn't called me. Oh well :Idontknow: , she was a :crazy1::woman: anyway.

I saw a documentary on the History Channel last year describing this event. It said something to the effect of the Mayans thought the world was ending that day, because that was as high as they could count. Either way, it has the potential to be the most annoying day in internet history.

I think 12/21 may mark a global shift in consciousness. The end of a dark era, the beginning of an enlightened, spiritual era. Not sure exactly how that's gonna happen, but I look forward to finding out.

That wouldn't be the worst thing that could happen.....

  • Super User

Anybody work for a power company on here? If so, you should cut the power out Friday for a few minutes just to mess with people, in my opinion. It would be one awesome prank!!!!! :eyebrows:

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Me? I'll be refueling my flux capaciter from our compost heap.

So that's where all the BS comes from :grin:

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If the Mayans were so good at predicting the future, wouldn't there be more Mayans around today?

Just sayin'

  • Super User

If the Mayans were so good at predicting the future, wouldn't there be more Mayans around today?

Just sayin'

They all left with the aliens, they wanted to make sure they had good seats for the event !!

  • Super User

Ok, so I take the Mayan prophecies very seriously, everything is ready, got enough beer, popcorn and other nutritive stuff like potato chips and funyuns to last me witnessing the end of the world in a couple of days sitting comfortably in my living room, can´t wait for the event, 12 years ago I did the same thing, so when is the next apocalyptic end of the world nonsense going to take place ? ..... just to be ready for it.

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Why do some of these "partyin" posts make me think of the beginning of Independence Day when all the hippies, yippees, and guppies were gathered on the roof of a skyscraper as the "death star" was opening its "torpedo" hatch on the bottom just above their heads. Everybody wants a front row seat.

  • Super User

I've decided if even something as the lights flicker while im at work during the so-called (end of the world), im walking and going home. Hopefully it wont be very busy, but it probably will being its a friday and people love pizza.

After work, im going to my lady's house, and if the world doesn't end, well I had a good friday evening.

  • Super User

Tomorrow's weather may be a little warm. Sun tan lotion, check!

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Robert, where do you find this stuff. That's pretty good, lol.

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