Everything posted by slonezp
- The Legend Of Shelby, The Swamp Man
- The Legend Of Shelby, The Swamp Man
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Jokes - Let's Have Some Fun
A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The Robot asks the guy "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, the New Orleans Saints and LSU football. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "SO. . . . ,you people still happy with Obama?"
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Just My Luck...
I would say you are pretty fortunate they were both easy fixes
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Flash Flood - Not Something You See Everyday - Cool Footage
Here's a Japan tsunami video, similar to the flash flood video, that really show the destructive power of water http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0gh3JrdL-Zg
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Jokes - Let's Have Some Fun
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter Past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?' "You dumber than buffalo ****. It means someone stole the tent."
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Jokes - Let's Have Some Fun
Two elderly ladies were talking. “At our age, I don’t know what would be worse; Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?" one said. Her wise friend answered, “Oh I’d rather have Parkinson’s, definitely Parkinson’s! Better to spill half my wine, than to forget where I keep the bottle."
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Best Time To Buy Electronics?
You still need to watch for sales. The 1198 is on sale for $1999 now. It was cheaper a month ago, and has sold as high as $2300. There are numerous other online electronics dealers, that may have what you want on sale when another doesn't. Just keep your eyes open when you're ready to buy. I know when the Lowrance Touch was introduced, there were companies selling new Gen 1 Lowrance units for next to nothing.
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Where are all the Illinois Guys ?
No more skunk talk guys. What happened to the striper bite Nice Bass? I haven't been bass fishing in about 3 weeks. I'm heading back up north this weekend to try and get some more walleye and crappies.
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My $1.40 Chinese Baitcaster Arrived Today.
Reminds me of my bar drinking days. At least if you throw the reel away it won't keep calling you.
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Personal Best And No Proof!
A Jay, You nailed it. Felix got some 'splainin' to do.
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My New Ride
Hate to agree with Raider but....
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How Much Do You Spend On Average A Year On Fishing ?
She hasn't left you yet so it can't be that much...
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Lets Play Weigh That Fish!
I'll have to comment tomorrow. The Jack has me seeing things blurry.
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Fishing In A Cast...
This. I've had a couple major shoulder surgeries and I've been back on the water within 4 weeks. You'll figure it out
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My $1.40 Chinese Baitcaster Arrived Today.
Don't let the kids chew on it. They're liable to get lead poisoning.
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Where are all the Illinois Guys ?
That bites
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Your Last Meal
Dinner would be 2" thick ribeye, some fresh steamed broccoli, and roasted garlic mashed potato's. For desert, a handle of Jack and some bread pudding.
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Best Time To Buy Electronics?
Example: Currently the HB 1198 is listed for $2799 at BPS. The exact same unit is on sale at Universal Mania for $1999. You'll NEVER get pricing like that at the big box stores. Even at 20% off, BPS is still higher.
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Flash Flood - Not Something You See Everyday - Cool Footage
Backstabber crank in honeymustard craw
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Best Time To Buy Electronics?
You can usually find deals on "last years model" Prices are much cheaper online than the big box stores. I bought both my graphs from Universal Mania
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Fuel Additives (Ethanol)
Mercury Quickare
- 80K-100K To Be In The Pro's?
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Best Boat Insurance??
No. Your 1997 boat is valued at $XXXX.00. If the boat were to sink they would pay you the $ amount is was valued at the time of your policy instatement. If the motor is valued at $1500 and it gets damaged beyond repair or the damage exceeds the value, you get $1500. towards another motor purchase. Basically, once you have it valued the depreciation stops. My boat was purchased this year. The boat, motor, were valued at full retail because they are brand new. If it sinks in 10 years, they will not pay me 2023 full retail, only 2013 full retail. Maybe the words full replacement are the wrong term. It's actually a non depreciated value. Unlike car insurance, if you pay 30k for a car and total it in 10 years, they pay a depreciated value of lets say 10k.
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Help On How To Sell Boat
I normally see them listed at the higher price and at the end of the add you would write 10k without electronics or Talon. That being said, chances are you will get more looks if it's listed at 10k