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Don’t forget my old Bucs… It’s like being invited to watch your buddies in an over 40 tackle league. You cheer when they don’t get hurt. Points? Hell, those are for teams who take it serious…we’re not one of those All Bowles needs to do is call me precisely after my 3rd beer. I’m the greatest football mind of the last quarter century

Brazil. Wife can hang tight at the house…so can the bass.

If your family is anything If your family is anything like mine, it’s absolutely perfect..

“That’s a honey of a tree Clark…”

I saw one on the Kissimmee River about where it dumps into the Big O one time and I swear it was a Stegasuarus. The biggest d**n thing I ever saw besides two women fighting over the last pronto pup at the state fair once

Do what you want but everytime I see someone pull up at the ramp and make 58 trips from the truck to the kayak to make it work, I realize it ain’t for me

72 LBs!?!! That’s like having a 3rd grader in the live well.

Well I don’t know about the ‘rules’ but I do know painted white blades have out fished Colorado in muddy water for me. I don’t question the formula and don’t want to know why either.

I try..Lord knows I do. I’ll go buy minnows and night crawlers and try to catch brim and crappie with the kids. Then, the first bass snaps at a Shad and it’s ??..then the second one and it’s power pole up, let’s go boys

It’s actually our Mission Statement at the school I work at

Practice? We talking about practice? Not the game..not the game. We talking about practice? Not the tournament I love. We talking bout practice..I mean what are we talking about? Practice?

“I don’t drink slow enough for the hard stuff and I think I have tried most of it.“ That part.

?. Polk county as well. There’s a lake every 37 steps

“Death isn't really the concern.” That sir, is pure gold. That’s going on the tombstone

Was doing yard work with just shorts on. Yea that’s right. No socks, no shoes, no shirt, no hat. About 8 of’em caught me and now I look like I’m from Uzbeckastan when I do yard work. Lesson learned.

I get tired of not catching them on my favorite bait. Then the bait gets sent to the bullpen..there’s negotiations, agents involved, Twitter acquisitions.. We sign someone else, then they come back in and throw 9 innings of 1 hit ball and we’re back in the matrix again..

Haha..don’t forget about the sacrifice. A lot of dudes complain when they click out 4 minutes late. Try taking that on that road and missing birthdays, anniversaries, for the hell of it parties and such

You’ve never heard of John Daly? That sir, is high octane unawareness.

2 piece with a biscuit..same thing happen to Fred Sanford when they flew back to St Louis for a funeral

Fortunately for you there is! Invented right after fire and before the fork, roughly 2347 BC they’re called pliers.

At first I’m like “that’s it!?” But I was thinking how many hours the Humminbird is on and not the big motor which is vastly different..so yeah this makes sense

Awesome man! As a 20 year high school football coach, kids are the best. They keep you young. All that BS about ‘kids these days’ ain’t true. Cuss’em out, coach them hard and love them hard they’re resilient..they love it. Things around kids have changed..kids are like puppies..they don’t change. Congrats

Some fish were raised in the suburbs and are apprehensive about blades…

Ever been to a professional sporting event? NHRA wants the fastest cars…period. People in those stands want to see the fastest cars. NFL, MLB, NHL all of them want the absolute best no matter the cost. That whole ‘’Jimmy works really hard” thing just isn’t applicable in professional sports. It just ain’t. Brice Hornsby had it right…that’s just the way it is

That’s awesome! At my current status I can retire when I’m 237.