3 hours ago, Captain Phil said:

The best name I ever saw on a boat was  "Your Name Here".  😏

Try Your Name Here $500 - gotta advertise the price

11 hours ago, Kirtley Howe said:

I haven't named my boat yet, but have a name in mind. What do you think of Howes' Boat?

 

Thurston Howe III

 

Throw out to Gilligans Island and you can change the I, II, III for whichever boat you change to. 

None of my used boats ever had a formal name, often thought about adding one, but research showed me their is an actual ritual to go thru so the boating Gods are not upset !  Figured I wouldn't take the chance in offending any boating Gods so I left them alone. 

Piece of crap. 

9 hours ago, airshot said:

None of my used boats ever had a formal name, often thought about adding one, but research showed me their is an actual ritual to go thru so the boating Gods are not upset !  Figured I wouldn't take the chance in offending any boating Gods so I left them alone. 

Somethingorother Christine or Christine somethingorother is the most popular boat name in history ever. My somethingorother is named Christine and she ain't all that. Good thing I ain't all that either. 

I've unofficially named my kayak Theseus.  I haven't gotten around to actually writing the name on it yet.  But the joke is, I've upgraded just about everything on it, including some stuff I probably shouldn't have.  

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus

 

But you know a joke isn't funny if you have to explain it.  And when it reaches back into ancient Greece philosophy... well, as my grandad like to say, "You're too big for your britches".  So I haven't been highly motivated as of yet to go about doing that.  

I just call it the Bird since it’s a Phoenix.

My truck is called Big BlueDog and my, new to me 13’ canoe, LittlePig…………

 

we call our French bulldog LittleWeiner………

In the red. 

"Old School"

The Black Pearl

Well, I just order Livescope for my Autopilot 120 kayak, so I'm thinking of naming it "The Money Pit. or "Don't Ask How Much.""

Wife dubbed the boat, "Marge" (Simpsons).

 

She also named my truck..."Precious" (i.e., Lord of the Rings...my precious!)

 

On 2/19/2024 at 4:36 PM, TnRiver46 said:

It’s the name of a country then the word boat.

 

Turkey Boat?

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I had a 14' Valco with a 15 hp Evinrude I named "Planin' Simple"

 

I haven't found a name for my now three year old Tracker Grizzly that I like and that my censors won't peck my eyes out over.

Not turkey but my buddies have shot geese from my other boat……..

My Grizzly, no name. 

My catfish guide boat was Magnificat...

Fresh water boats no, salt water sports fisher was Cuatro.

Tom

 

On 2/21/2024 at 11:11 AM, Functional said:

Thurston Howe III

 

Throw out to Gilligans Island and you can change the I, II, III for whichever boat you change to. 

I named my boat The Minnow

45 minutes ago, thomas15 said:

I named my boat The Minnow

SS?

On 2/21/2024 at 12:55 PM, Skunkmaster-k said:

Piece of crap. 

We have one in my area  " piece of ship".....

On 3/20/2024 at 10:07 PM, thomas15 said:

I named my boat The Minnow

 

I had a small aluminum row boat we spray painted " S.S. Minnow" on the bow. 😂