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I wear a PFD in the winter, but summertime is a different deal. A heat stroke is more likely than falling out of the boat.

Congratulations Sir.

Me and the younger brother were throwing fireworks at each other and caught the empty lot on fire next to our house. We had a lot of splainin to do.

My Dad.

I’m going to catch a 10# bass this year. I’ve been visualizing every day while I have a minute of free time.

I ain’t never got my email. I know that sentence is grammatically incorrect. I still ain’t got no email.

Eww .. bank fishing is for peasants.

I’ve used lots of different spinners with success. Rooster Tails and Mepps are my favorites.

I believe spinning rods are more sensitive. I also believe I can fly.

Slow and methodical.

Why didn’t you just google PVJ ?

After the decision was made to can him , he jumped up and looked at his lawyer and screamed “ LETS GOOOOO ! “

I’ll fish two lakes in New Mexico and one or two here in Texas. Mostly my home lake until I catch the lake record largemouth.

For the circumstances I hunt in those are the ideal cartridges.

I hunt coyotes with a 12 gauge . Hogs are a 223. Deer are a 243 , sometimes a crossbow.

I got a 702 Fury spinning rod. My 703 spinning rod is a Sierra and call me crazy, but I like the Fury more. It’s a sweet rod.

I do 50 hook sets on the cable machine every day while I stare at a poster of Bill Dance.

I use a Texas rigged plastic when I want to lose a little money to a snag. I use a jig when I want to lose a lot of money to a snag.

Skunks. Can’t live with em, can’t live without em.

Carry a couple of rags to wipe your hands off while you’re fishing.

My woman tells me to go fishing when I get grouchy. Sometimes she’ll even go with me if the weather is nice.

I’d watch it, maybe. I couldn’t watch mlf without getting bored , but they didn’t have Zona.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ?

Merry Christmas Glenn!

That’s what happened to mine as well. Doesn’t take long to cause a whole bunch of damage.