A TOY company makes an action figure of YOU

What TWO accessories does it come with ?

Bonus points if you name him/her

 

Mine is wearing a complete HUK Outfit and is carrying a Poop-a-Scooper

I'm actually afraid to put a name to that . . .

A-Jay

 

 

Purple worm and a jig head

2 of this

 

 

G.I. Joe with kung fu grip (for holding DD bass lips) and Kevlar combat fishing vest that’s impervious to hooks. 

Accessories:  Bottle of bourbon and a lawyer.  

Name:  That-Was-A-Bad-Idea Man.  

I’d have to go with the same action figure as you @A-Jay except mine would be in a constant eye roll. As the snow melted these past few weeks it reveals the different layers of dog poop I’ve missed. No matter how much you try and get it all the spring thaw makes you roll your eyes. 
 

Name: ?head

bbq and bourbon

That’s good ^^^

Mine is wearing a Batman T-shirt, jeans and hiking boots. Accessories include, a tablet, fishing rod and reel combo, Ray Ban Wayfarer sunglasses and a chocolate chip cookie.

 

Action figure named “50 going on 15” and comes in a box shaped like a TARDIS

14 hours ago, Chris Catignani said:

That’s awesome! However I am the original creator of the rod quiver, lol. That said, with my round head and gut, I suppose my action figure would be your good friend Friar Tuck armed with a rosary chain grappling hook in the shape of a large treble and a quarter staff that doubled as a fishing pole, lol. 

 

A little Weber Kettle and unfortunately a roll of TP.

Oh my, mine would have a t.v. remote in one hand and a buzzbait in the other. For a name we would go with 'Clickbait' for short. Probably look something like this-

On 3/12/2022 at 5:23 PM, A-Jay said:

A TOY company makes an action figure of YOU

What TWO accessories does it come with ?

Bonus points if you name him/her

 

I've looked at your question three or four times over the past few days, put some thought into it, and I've got nothing.

 

No costume. No accessories. I guess that makes me Boring Man.

1 hour ago, Koz said:

 

I've looked at your question three or four times over the past few days, put some thought into it, and I've got nothing.

 

No costume. No accessories. I guess that makes me Boring Man.

I don't need any accessories, for I am Awesome Man!

 

Okay maybe a wrist brace and some dollar store reading glasses.

Accessories would be a hydraulic back brace and a Tackle Warehouse credit card. Name would be CMF = Captain Monkey Feeder.

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