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Animals have more sense than humans

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If I even think about feeding my dog she is sitting politely at her food bowl, forever greatful. She’d cure cancer if she had to for dinner. 
I do 99% of the cooking. But I’ll make a great meal and have to drag my wife and son off their phones or away from work to eat and they act like they’re doing me a favor…

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9 hours ago, 12poundbass said:

Depends on the animal. My cat chases the same laser pen every night. Cats also have been known to eat their humans after they’ve passed. ?

 

 

Cat won't starve to death if there's a viable food source. Would you eat human flesh if you had to?

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10 hours ago, slonezp said:

Go!

They run in mass off a cliff, they drink from a toilet bowl, they sniff their butts, they try to eat a spinnerbait...

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57 minutes ago, Deleted account said:

They run in mass off a cliff, 

One could say the same thing about many humans and it's more prominent with the advent of social media. 

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… yes …

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my dog thinks the turd in cat litter box is an Almond Roca candy.  

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To the best of my knowledge, 

none of my dogs have ever purchased a single Lottery ticket. 

:smiley:

A-Jay

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25 minutes ago, A-Jay said:

To the best of my knowledge, 

none of my dogs have ever purchased a single Lottery ticket. 

:smiley:

A-Jay

How do they expect to retire?

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Just cut the news on...... yes, animals have more sense than " most " humans.

I'll just leave this here

 

 

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9 hours ago, slonezp said:

Cat won't starve to death if there's a viable food source. Would you eat human flesh if you had to?

I have plenty of fat reserves on me. That’s by design of course….just in case. ?

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I wouldn't even put humans in the top ten.  Have you watched the news lately?

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Animals are built to survive. People now are not. 

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8 hours ago, Darnold335 said:

Animals are built to survive. People now are not. 

You never been around horses much, have ya? 
 

they will break their legs in a padded rubber room 

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1 hour ago, TnRiver46 said:

You never been around horses much, have ya? 
 

they will break their legs in a padded rubber room 

I have not been around many.

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Not Armadillos lol. You can walk right up to them before they realize you’re there. Then they jump and run 50 feet or so, stop and commence digging again, not realizing you’re still there…

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On 1/12/2023 at 4:17 AM, Darnold335 said:

Animals are built to survive. People now are not. 

Yet we have one of the longest lifespans, and seldom meet our maker with a leopard choking the life out of us, I'll keep what we got thank you...

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22 minutes ago, Deleted account said:

Yet we have one of the longest lifespans, and seldom meet our maker with a leopard choking the life out of us, I'll keep what we got thank you...

I was going on the side of if you take away most of the modern conveniences we have today. How many people today would survive. If things are not easily obtained by people they don’t work hard enough to get them.

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3 minutes ago, Darnold335 said:

I was going on the side of if you take away most of the modern conveniences we have today. How many people today would survive. If things are not easily obtained by people they don’t work hard enough to get them.

In the event of nuclear war, rather than fleeing the "hot spot" for safety, people will be Googling "How to survive a nuclear war" and searching all the answers for the one that appeals to them the most.

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On 1/11/2023 at 10:30 AM, TnRiver46 said:

Man is an animal? 

Yes, though I can see why some may be mistaken for plants...

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