What's that old joke... you know you're country when you cut your grass and find a car?

 

Well you know your country when you wait behind a rooster at the drive-thru!

When you realize you like both kinds of music: Country & Western.

 

You hit the powerball, buy out your neighbor, and get the double wide you always wanted...

You justify marrying your sister by saying " well at least she won't have to change her last name"

You never go to the dentist cause there's nothing in there he can work on.

42 minutes ago, Deleted account said:

You hit the powerball, buy out your neighbor, and get the double wide you always wanted...

OMG…That’s just not right! ?

11 minutes ago, MN Fisher said:

You never go to the dentist cause there's nothing in there he can work on.

We used to tease kids and say:  “Go brush your tooth”

When you pull into your secret boat launch and see a horse tied to a tree which has a boat trailer tied to it. (Amish were fishing)

 

When you’re coming home from fishing, traveling down a dirt road, and you’re stopped by a lady who says “it’ll be a few minutes they’re pulling my house down the road”. This was quite hilarious. They lifted the house off the foundation, put 6x6s under it and pulled it down the road about 1000’ to its new location. I’ll bet the road commission weren’t too happy with them tearing up the road! 

When you get out of high school for the morning to help your physics teacher get his cows back in the fence.

 

also, when your football coach deer hunts from the press box.

When your high school has drive your tractor to school day (my school I graduated from does this)

 

When your school is closed the opening day of rifle season

When trucks in the school parking lot have gun racks and jon boats in the bed.  

When you think “ Pass the buck “ means seconds.

When your trash man doesn’t know what to take and what to leave.

Where “ megabytes “ mean you had a great day fishing…

 

Seriously though, it’s where you are out in the school playground snd the teacher hollers at the kids to get up on the monkey bars. Why? Because a bull got out of its pasture somehow and is heading our way. ( My experience in 3rd grade)

 

Its where an 11 year old friend of mine killed an 11 and a half foot gator with a 12 guage because it was eating his goats out of his back yard!

 

Its where the main topic at the high school lunch table is what game you killed or what kind of fishing trip you had. Girls were usually 3rd. ?

 

We had a dirt road near us named “ Ol moonshine trail” You could only get through it with 4 wheel drive, or if it hadnt rained lately.

 

My city league softball team were the “ Reds”. Our caps were red man chewing tobacco hats.

 

Fast Forward 35+ years: I get invited to a networking event. I asked where do you meet? She says” At treylor park” I said “ which one ?” She looks at me funny and says “ By the publix” Turns out it’s a restaurant.

Is Florida in the 21st century or what?

 

When Starbucks means what you poached  in the middle of the night.

 

when your toddlers first haircut is a mullet.

when your lawn chair is a six ply.

 

when social networking is being shackled to the other eleven on the road  gang.

 

when dueling banjos is your schools fight song.

 

 

 

When you get and give directions by referencing who lives by an intersection. “Head out past the Henderson place and it’s the second dirt road on the left”

You've laid under your car doing a repair while parked in front of the auto parts store. Sometimes, you've got to do what you've got to do...

12 minutes ago, Mobasser said:

You've laid under your car doing a repair while parked in front of the auto parts store. Sometimes, you've got to do what you've got to do...

I've done this and still consider myself a city-boy.

 

Bad Sean for trying to mis-classify me!

8 minutes ago, MN Fisher said:

I've done this and still consider myself a city-boy.

 

Bad Sean for trying to mis-classify me!

It would apply to both, country or city. Either way, its no fun...

2 minutes ago, Mobasser said:

It would apply to both, country or city. Either way, its no fun...

Not when what you're working on replacing in that parking lot is a water pump....

On 1/30/2022 at 11:18 PM, Bluegillslayer said:

When trucks in the school parking lot have gun racks and jon boats in the bed.  

Mine was a 2 man, but yeah that checks out. Barely fit between the roll bars with spot lights mounted on top ?

On 1/29/2022 at 8:02 PM, VolFan said:

also, when your football coach deer hunts from the press box.

that's awesome

On 1/29/2022 at 9:01 PM, 12poundbass said:

When your school is closed the opening day of rifle season

so is this

On 1/31/2022 at 12:18 AM, Bluegillslayer said:

When trucks in the school parking lot have gun racks and jon boats in the bed.  

and this

When I was in high school we used to bring our shotguns to school during mid term exams in Oct. Put the guns ( in their cases of course) in our lockers in the morning, write the exam, then take off at noon to hit some mallard ponds. I couldn’t even imagine the ridiculous amount of trouble you’d get into if you tried that nowadays. 

When your back deck looks like this:

 

On 1/28/2022 at 5:40 PM, Jigfishn10 said:

We used to tease kids and say:  “Go brush your tooth”

Indeed. People might not know this but the toothbrush was actually invented by someone from the country. Really? Yep. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. 

8 hours ago, Glenn said:

When your back deck looks like this:

 

Wait, is that  a few pallets laid end to end!? HAHAHA! Anyone have a forklift?

When:

 

The family pet has hooves.

 

When you’re driving you have a miniature pot bellied pig on your lap.

 

You garbage disposal is a goat.

 

You go to the baby food aisle and look for Gerber biscuits and gravy.

 

You call Kitty Kitty and the raccoons come to the door.

 

You think having elevated A1C means you qualify for junior college.

 

You were in your thirties when you found out Canada was not in Europe.