Yes just a few minutes ago i had to use the bathroom but wife was using it and door locked.

So i grabbed an empty gatorade bottle and did my thing and instead of capping it i was holding it and thinking about using 30# snelled leaders as the weeds are thickening up before our next trip and i then took a swig of the bottle.

I spit it back into the bottle and then washed out my mouth with mouthwash.

I have heard of people drinking there own pee when caught out in the desert and in desperation squeezing pee out of elephant dung so theres that.

No i am not embarrased to share this on the forum as i am still laughing about it. XXIT happens?

YIKES!!!!

 

I don't even know what to say. Sorry. Too bad. Your fault. Have another (not a drink of your pee) Step outside. 

Welcome to the club.

Well at least it was fresh and warm. Stale cold pee is aweful. ?

3 hours ago, GreenPig said:

Well at least it was fresh and warm. Stale cold pee is aweful. ?

yes old pee is bad smelling, nasty. This was like a warm beer.

I got nothing...

I’m not sure whether you need to be on my ignore list or my favorites list after reading this post. ? 

 

32 minutes ago, Chris Catignani said:

I got nothing...

Precisely... I just cant

Some things are better kept to yourself, @throttleplate!  BARF

Was gonna say you have quite the imagination going on there but realized your not kidding...... wondering what's next ?

Yeah I think this is the only time I’ve been left speechless after reading a post. Words started to form in my head but not into anything coherent. Wow. 

C’Mon Guys!

 

Somebody……

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mike 

7 minutes ago, Mike L said:

Somebody……

Somebody…. what? Get the man a real lemon Gatorade?

That my friend is too much information to share. ?

Better to have to drink your own than have to drink a strangers....

Haha.  Reminds me of a guy that I used to work with who picked up a coke can and took a big swig before he realized it was another guys chew spit can. ???

1 hour ago, slonezp said:

Better to have to drink your own than have to drink a strangers....

You’re a glass half full guy aren’t ya Paul! 

14 minutes ago, 12poundbass said:

You’re a glass half full guy aren’t ya Paul! 

All depends on what's in the glass. Coincidence I used the word depends in a thread about pee?

???

Not sure what is worse...

 

This...

 

Or accidently taking a swig from the dip bottle that you and your buddies have been spitting and ashing cigs in after having it cook in your truck for the last week.

 

I don't dip/smoke anymore, but I remember doing that a few times and it still makes me nauseous.

 

On another note, at least it's "caused" and not "causes" in the topic title... one would have been a little more concerning than the other

That would be much worse ^^^

 

Worst I've done is pour beer onto a tortilla chip thinking it was the Tapatio bottle. Done it twice while watching TV in the dark.

 

* you get my vote for thread title of the year

No bushes around the outside of your house I take it? 

23 hours ago, TnRiver46 said:

No bushes around the outside of your house I take it? 

only this one and it was dark out.

4 hours ago, throttleplate said:

only this one and it was dark out.

LOL clearly they do not have cactus and desert-like landscaping in Fargo, ND my friend.

At least you only had to pee!