For me it was many things, I told a gf while laying in bed that i usually date skinny girls, another gf i was waiting on to get ready to go out fishing with at her sisters cabin on her boat, i called out to "hurry up lard %%%" and she kicked me out of her house she was so mad and so i didnt get to go fishing. Another gf i told her she smelled bad while we were driving in my truck because of her smoking, we went home and she showered and we split up a few months later. Another gf told me she was never going to be skinny and i replied back " I know."

Another gf i dated i told her while we were drunk at a bar, "you arnt the prettiest girl but you are super fun to hang out with". Another gf i dated wanted to get married, she was mexican spanish and didnt speak much english and i told her " I cant understand anything you say to me" Anther girl i dated i told her before we went out to "bring money" Another gf i dated, when i dropped her off and walked her to her door she asked me if i would like to come in? I said to her " I"d rather not" the look on her face was priceless.

So you are saying you are a slow learner?

"Did you take the medicine?  No?  Well it must not be that bad because that is what the medicine is for."

5 minutes ago, Kirtley Howe said:

So you are saying you are a slow learner?

 

I dated alot, I learned as i grew older, it took me 53 years to find the right woman.

 

I told a young girl that she was "old woman" attractive. But I meant that she had a classic beauty.

“Calm down”

Stupidest thing you ever said to your wife that got you in trouble.

 

As it applies to my first wife way back when,

I'd have to go with "I Do".

Mostly down hill from there.

A-Jay

 

“You do realize you don’t have to consume everything they bring out…it’s not a contest…”

 

Went over well

1 hour ago, A-Jay said:

Stupidest thing you ever said to your wife that got you in trouble.

 

As it applies to my first wife way back when,

I'd have to go with "I Do".

Mostly down hill from there.

A-Jay

 

 

Related to my first wife, stupidest thing I ever said was, "I think we can work through this...."

 

Turns out, we could not.

 

I've been with 2nd wife for 13 years now. Much better.

"No."

 

Two letters that cost me half my stuff. 

Stupidest thing was "Let's get married".

"Your sister is really hot"   

 

( I didn't actually say that)

About a month after we got married I asked my wife when she was going to get around to washing my clothes…

My guess at that point the answer was "Never" followed by an unflattering description of your heritage.

The one thing that gets my wife's eyes rolling is when I say "I have an idea!"  ?

I see we have a bunch of amateurs on here.

 

My wife thinks I’m a mute…problem solved. 
 

 

I learned a long time ago some things are better left unsaid. 

 

 

 

Mike

 

 

2 hours ago, Mike L said:

I learned a long time ago some things are better left unsaid. 

 

 

 

Mike

 

 

 

I learned years ago how to end a argument, if you're wrong admit it if you're right shutup.

To my ex wife, "I do"

3 hours ago, Catt said:

 

I learned years ago how to end a argument, if you're wrong admit it if you're right shutup.

Ain’t it the truth!!

 

 

 

 

Mike

“ I don’t have much cash, just take my card “. 

When your dad moves out of our house I’ll marry you. ( long story why he was there) Well here I am married.
 

All joking aside being married to her has been great.

When an old gf asked, "Do these pants make my butt look big?"

 

I said, "It's not the pants."

On 9/2/2023 at 1:41 PM, Skunkmaster-k said:

“ I don’t have much cash, just take my card “. 

Death wish